Monday, Jan 05, 2009

21 - Monday 5th January 2009

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What I got upto new years eve...
I can't quite get into it today...!
Harry Hill's been taking the micky out of Norwich....!
Do you want to do your own podcast?...
Have you ever had a combined birthday party?...
What older women do you fancy?...
Celebrity Big Brother is back!....
Will they relax copyright laws 1 day?....
I talk about the buzz you get from doing live radio..
What bands have you seen live who were awful?...
Am I getting ripped off at the dentist?...
I like to get my jobs done early!...

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Sunday, Dec 28, 2008

20 - Monday 29th December 2008

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I'm not quite ready today!
Thank god christmas is over!....
Isn't being a voiceover man the easiest job ever?!...
Are you a musical snob!?....
I've got a cold...
Check out The Naked Englishman podcast...
Commerical radio is pants!....
Woolworths is closing..
Went out for tea last night and the cinema & smuggled in sweets!...
How cool is the Family Fortunes board game!...
What I got upto over christmas....
Where was Anthony in The Royle Family?!...

Happy new year everyone!
Rossco!

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Monday, Dec 22, 2008

19 - Monday 22nd December 2008

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**Christmas Special!**

Ross sings your favourite carols (badly!
Ross trys to get Suko and Carl Waring play the yes no game on the air....
Remember Bernard Matthews?.......
Christmas puddings: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Does your nanny keep falling asleep on christmas day?!!...
What should I get Donna for christmas?!..
Would you want to be a barman or a nightclub dj?.........

Merry christmas to you all.
From Rossco!

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Monday, Dec 15, 2008

18 - Monday 15th December 2008

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Ross has some new intro music.
Alexandra wins The X Factor.
Should tv shows still do phone voting?
I want to ban things this week.
I sold a laptop to my grandad.
Have you ever upgraded your electrical items?
And Joe from www.americantalkusa.com and Yannick from Germany are this weeks emailers.

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Monday, Dec 08, 2008

17 - Monday 8th December 2008

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I burnt the coffee table.
Have you ever had a house fire?
What is the best way to get rid of condensation?
Chris Reardon keeps ringing me up while Eastenders is on!
My compooter is so slooooooooowwwwww!
Have you ever lost your rent deposit?
Not impressed by a window cleaners customer service today at all.
My final thoughts on Matty The Tasmanian Devils move plans.
I'm going to start doing some more live shows.
Joe from American Talk USA has told me about a new bourbon!

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Saturday, Nov 29, 2008

Show Outakes 1 (Not For Radio!)

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Heres a couple of times I mucked up the start of the show!

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Saturday, Nov 29, 2008

16 - Monday 1st December 2008

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Joe has sent me some chockys!
I can't remember my neighbours name!
Britney Spears is on the X Factor tonight.
Pop stars and their silly demands.
Emails from Matty The Tasmanian Devil, Chris Willis and David.
I listen to myself live (ish) on a radio station! Freaky!
I tell you all about my night away
What would you have in your own pub?!
My stinging nettle story when I was little.
Pie and peas on Great Yarmouth market.
And I had the biggest and best mixed grill in the world ever!

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Monday, Nov 24, 2008

15 - Monday 24th November 2008

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Rachels finally been voted off X Factor!
How do you prefer to listen to music? Mp3 or cd?
Do you think tv recording boxes will spell the end of dvds?
A good new show to check out is Outnumbered.
Should the BBC ditch the licence fee and become commercial?
Put people on I'm A Celebrity who we actally know!
I know every road in North Norfolk apart from where we went on Friday!
I was 1st up to the buffet! Why do people always wait!
I'm having the family over to ours boxing day.
Happy birthday to Joe from American Talk USA
Its been snowing!
The table won't go together!
I finally get my wardrobes sorted out!
Yannick from Germany emails in about swearing on the radio.
And should shops open over christmas day?

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Wednesday, Nov 19, 2008

14 - Monday 17th November 2008

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Its a moving house special find out all about our big move!
Also this week........
What chill out artists do you like?
Items missing from my order and my complaint.
Is it ok to say the f word on the radio?
I've got Virgin Plus!
Yannick sums up his work experience.
Emails from Joe from USa, Suko from New York, Yannick from Germany and Mark from Berkshire.
Also I get an ecard from Suko from New York!

I also joined Chris Reardon this week to talk more about my house move. Find the show here - http://unitedkingdomtalk.co.uk/ and look for Saturday 22nd November 2008's show.

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Monday, Nov 17, 2008

Show Will Be Late This Week Sorry (P.S I'm Never Moving House Again!!)

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UPDATE: TUESDAY

I will be recording this weeks show tomorrow morning (Wed) and it will be online around 12pm.

Sorry for the delay guys!!

Ross





Hi guys,
As you know I have been moving this weekend which has proven to be probably the most exhausting 3 days of my life! Things are still in cardboard boxes and stuff is everywhere! To make things even worse we spent 3 hours yesterday setting up 1 of the 2 wardrobes to find the company that sent it had given us the wrong hinges and no drawer runners!! I was not amused! We have most of the bits setup but now have to get our heads around how to set up the dining table but that will have to wait as I'm, aching at the moment! I never knew how hard moving is but the buzz when it is all sorted will be great!

I'm so sorry but this weeks show will be online hopefully sometime before next Monday but I just havn't got my mics etc setup yet but will do it as soon as I can so I can come and chat to you guys! It will be wicked as I will be doing the show from the spare bedroom which overlooks my road and also a nice view of the fields so I can see whos doing what in the road and gossip about them too you!!

Really hope to speak to you all soon and thanks for the people that have sent in emails saying hope it goes well!

Keep checking my website and your emails to find out when I've posted the new show!

Ross

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MESSAGE TO RADIO STATIONS: THIS WEEKS SHOW WILL BE LATE SO KEEP CHECKING THE SITE FOR THE NEW SHOW IF NOT PLEASE PLAY OUT LAST WEEKS SHOW. AFTER THIS WEEK I WILL BE ABLE TO POST 1 1 HOUR SHOW A WEEK LIKE BEFORE, SORRY FOR ANY INCONVINIENCE THIS IS TO YOU.

ROSS

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Saturday, Nov 08, 2008

13 - Monday 10th November 2008

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Well done to Obama. But where will he start?
We've just been shopping for the new house.
We move in the new house next Friday!
Do you take your shoes off before going in your house?
Do you use Virgin, Sky or Freeview?
Does all of your family all sit round a table to eat?
Emails from Suko from New York and Yannick from Germany.
More of Yannicks work experience diary.
Who was more in the wrong, Russell Brand, Jonathan Ross or the producer?
Can anyone recommend a decent ale for me to try?
£3.50 for a hot dog!!?? What a rip off!
Went to a fireworks party at my mums.
My grandad wants a computer!
What did people do before the internet!?
Could this be the end of the red telephone box?

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Monday, Nov 03, 2008

12 - Monday 3rd November 2008

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Yay! My computers working this week!
Do you try to fix computers yourself or take them to the menders?
Back it up!
I was always going out with couples when I was single.
How did you meet your other half?
Do you believe in fate?
Do you still like getting chatted up?
XP or Vista?
I chat about Happisburgh eroding or however you spell it!
I read out Yannicks work experience diary.

Next week: topic special!

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Monday, Oct 27, 2008

Technical Problems - No Show This Week Sorry

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Hi everybody. If you've just downloaded this expecting this week radio show I'm very sorry but I'm having sound and recording problems so theres no show until I can get it fixed.

The other day I was happy listening to some music and my laptop suddenly stopped playing the music and ever since I've not had any sound going in or out. I cannot even get my mic to work on the computer! If anyone knows how I can get the sound back then please help! I have updated the drivers, done a system restore and even spent 3 hours today reinstalling my whole computer in case it was that and nothing! If you have any other ideas please email me! I will send it off to be repaired when I get a second so fingers crossed I'll be back soon! Along with loads of bits for the house to sort out its a busy old time and I definetly don't want to be moving house again for a good few years to come!

I will be back with my geekcasts as soon as I can!
Ross Patzelt
x

EDIT: Thursday
I rang up the company who is dealing with my warranty and repair and I've got to send it away!! God knows why I can't take it into a shop local to me and they do the work! Hopefully it'll be back soon but I may be able to borrow my friends computer and do this weeks show as I'm missing my show already and I heard Chris Reardon last night having someone email into his geekcast and saying that I was a small time podcaster! WHAT A CHEEK! I'll have to have my say on this on next times show!

EDIT: Saturday
Hi all. Normal service will be resumed on Monday as I have got my hands on another laptop until mine is repaired so see you all back on Monday when I upload my show at 5pm.

I will be chatting about the beer festival I went to last night (and yes I have a hangover) more house updates and chatting about my view on the whole Russell Brand and Johnathan Ross story that is huge this week.

Ross

Rossco

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Monday, Oct 20, 2008

11 - Monday 20th October 2008

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My ears are still feeling dodgy!
I just walked from the city and back!
I go on location and randomly talk about jet streams!
Surely Jane would have saw Ian sitting in the crowd!
Whats her blooming name!!!? You know! her!
I've had a good gigging weekend! And think I saw Al Murray there!
What would you have in your own pub?
Emails this week from Yannick, Matty, Tim and Geoff.

Music on this weeks show.
Peter And The Wolf - Make It Alone (Massive TV Theme)
www.myspace.com/peterandthewolfmusic

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Monday, Oct 13, 2008

10 - Monday 13th October 2008

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Is Peter Kay still any good?
House update news!
I've had back ache and I found out I have got dodgy lugs!
Scale and polish at the dentist. A rip off or worth the money?
How do you floss my back teeth!!!??
I do my impression of Joe from American Talk!
I printed my 1st photots from my mobile phone!
Emails from Yannick and Amy.

Music on this weeks show.
Elle Jay - Shine
www.myspace.com/acousticellejay

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Monday, Oct 06, 2008

09 - Monday 6th October 2008

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Wet wet wet weather!
My boozy Saturday night and singing Beatles songs in the pub!
Check out www.donnacarter.com!
I've been watching X Factor but Amy's gone noooooo and I don't like Rachel!!
Is you nanny like my nanny!
I report from a typical Norfolk village Swanton Abbott.
Why are no pubs called The Queens Legs?!
Would you help out someone who was being attacked?

Music on this weeks show.
Odi - Crawl
www.myspace.com/odimusic

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Monday, Sep 29, 2008

08 - Monday 29th September 2008

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My mum won the lottery!!!...Sort of!
I admit I once had eaten 2 cheese batons in 1 day!
I'm thinking of joining a social club.
Do you have a bath before or on the day of work?
I'm not an outdoor person like Joe from American Talk.
I tryed out Music Magpie this week.
Have you ever been sacked from work experience?

Music on this weeks show.
Steven Hitchens - Whoops
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Monday, Sep 22, 2008

07 - Monday 22nd September 2008

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I've got some big news to tell you!
Eating dinner at a proper table!
I report from Mundesley in the pitch black!
Should soaps do storys about peodafiles?
My finally find out if A Non E Moose is a man or a woman!
I get a backlash about saying The Rocky Horror Picture Show was rubbish!
How do you listen to the show?

Music on this weeks show.
Leigh Thomas - Men
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Monday, Sep 15, 2008

06 - Monday 15th September 2008

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Email time!
I have my 1st itunes review!
I'm never having cats and dogs.
More news on the househunting.
How would you end a soap?
Its the last Grange Hill today.
Stevie Wonder is a legend.
And part 1 of Ross Patzelt's tour of Norwich!

Music on this weeks show.
The Challenge Of Feral Green Featuring Andrew Taylor - The Challenge Of Feral Green Part 1
www.myspace.com/thechallengeofferalgreen

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Monday, Sep 08, 2008

05 - Monday 8th September 2008

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More news on the househunting.
What happens when all the refs get injured in footy?
I call Iain Lee and James Whale.
Ross sings the cheesiest songs ever!?
I get several mentions last week on Chris Reardon's show!
Is Kat the most annoying house mate ever?!
And Wendy Hurrell has left Anglia News! Noooo!
And I'm now doing another podcast!

Music on this weeks show.
Rosalita - What Would Your Mother Say?
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Monday, Sep 01, 2008

04 - Monday 1st September 2008

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Who is the sexiest female presenter on the telly?!
Have you met anyone famous?
FACT: Donna's lasagne is the best ever!
Timmy the budgie is back here!
And shock horror! I miss an episode of Eastenders live on air!

Music on this weeks show.

Lisa Redford - Call Me
Lisa Redford - Come Back Down
www.myspace.com/lisaredford

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Monday, Aug 25, 2008

03 - Monday 25th August 2008

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I find some of my old radio shows that I found on tape on my computer!
Have you ever been given marks out of 10 and if so how many did you get!?
I love Steve Coogan. Does anyone know about Hamlet 2 the new film hes in?
Chris Reardon was getting worried his computer was broken but it ended up just being a button that was stuck! Have you got any examples of simple problems that you thought were bigger?
Do you collect cds or records still?
Do you think Gary Glitter should be allowed back in the UK?

Music on this weeks show.

Andrew Taylor - Colour, Sound And Touch
Andrew Taylor - Deurbanise
Andrew Taylor - Sirens
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Monday, Aug 18, 2008

02 - Monday 18th August 2008

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Fancy a job on the London Underground!?
Does anyone actually pay to buy food in a cinema?
I've had taxi problems. Are there actually any good taxi drivers out there?
Has anyone got any tips for backache?
X Factor and Eastenders chat.
And does anyone actually want the Olympics here? Not me!

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Monday, Aug 11, 2008

01 - Monday 11th August 2008

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House hunting special!
Whats her name off the telly you know the Geordie!
How much fat is in pizza?
Luckily I'm not paying more for electricty.
James Whale and Iain Lee on Play Radio.
The cheapest carvery ever?

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